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cars are fucking absurd. they're so fucking large. how much must we be feeding them?!

i've officially started learning nêhiyawêwin (cree)! check out the brand-spankin'-new syllabics pronunciation guide in the library!!!

i am the most significant enforcer of social norms in my own life; shame isn't real and we invented good manners

wow. my day picked up VERY RAPIDLY after i complained about it! classical conditioning REALLY wants to pavlov me on this one

holy shit. i just realized that there's ALSO an elevator scene in nichijou which ALSO may be esoterically referred to as 'the elevator scene' in casual conversation

it's ridiculous that people don't care more about the climate crisis. stop driving cars. stop eating meat. there's no excuse

POP QUIZ!! what's the difference between a latte and a cappuccino?! ..... (a latte is espresso with lotsa steamed milk; a cappuccino is equal parts espresso, steamed milk, and milk foam)

i need a really short domain name that i can use for comedic purposes, i.e., `www.leakybathtubs4cheap.mel.tld`

ever since i set my phone clock to 24h, i've become exceptionally good at noticing when exactly 1:37pm is

why is it so hard to write nice things about myself?!... check out the new About page! it was hard to write.

i wish there were places to go and casually hang out for people who want to give their tiny living room a day off

i accidentally had my shoulders tensed up all day and now i've got a bit of a headache coming on... :(

it strikes me as inherently absurd that any being should have authority, control, or ownership over any other being! it doesn't make it any better just because they're a foreigner, or a fluffy animal, or a child

lately i've been struck with the urge to start an art collective of some kind!! idk who or what or how, though...

sleepover where i invite a bunch of other traumatized early 20s queer kids and we all take turns infodumping at each other and taking notes

i've been working on the site all day again! web development is truly unmatched in terms of its hobby-enjoyment potential. tags have been implemented!!! check out /tags

i gave an impromptu lecture on frontend web dev fundamentals to my partner today! i'll *definitely* make a tutorial at some point to publish on here :)))

i've been really wanting to get into writing rap lately. i should explore my local hip-hop scene!! and so should you, o reader! so should you!!!

try 'nd' -> 'ng', eg, Wengesday, ungerstanging, etc. make sure to use a hard G sound, as in 'gah! gargantuan gorilla!'

sometimes i like playing little language games, and today, i am enjoying the game called 'replacing letters with others that are pronounced slightly differently'

I've been working on the site again all day!!!! Links have emoji now and the library finally has a page!!

New update post just dropped!! I'm very sleepy, so hype will be low in this status update; a budget of 3 exclamation points should suffice! ;)

Go check out webfun.meadwell.net !!! I'll be putting my nonsense webdev toys and unfinished projects there :D

Netlify! My site keeps going down!!! It's like 2KB of static files!!! Get it together!!!!

Awash in the sunlight: / a sweetness of buds / and melting leaves.

I'll be damned if I miss an opportunity to make pancakes for supper

It's trans day of visibility (TDOV) on Mar 31 and I REMEMBERED AHEAD OF TIME THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One more commit... ok one more... alright, just one more commit.....

It feels good to just write shit! Check out my... second (!!!) official blog post. 😎 The second of many!!

There's something so intoxicating about the fuzzy warmth of getting shit done, of making shit happen

My partner and I are trying to come up with non-dual terms of praise and so far I'm really liking 'harmonious' to replace 'good'

My first post is officially completed and online! Go check it out! I'm going to bed now ;) <3

Ok now it's pizza time FOR REAL. I got distracted working on this site again 💀

I zoned out ALL day working on this site, but I have a 88x31 button now! I'm also hungry as hell!!! Pizza time

Good morning! Wikipedia says the 00s were the 'noughties'...! That's fun as hell :D

G'devening, barkeep. Just the usual cream of mushroom on the rocks again tonight

Learning about Buddhism this semester. Shit's so fucking cool. Reflection posts soon <3

Removing google webfonts to host my own feels like deleting spotify to download my own fucking music to a real ipod

Site update! Added /status and fixed a couple bugs, staying up Way past my bedtime in the process. Life is good :)